Friday, April 18, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
//asian acoustic.
Soldier Boy's "Crank That"
Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls"
my favorite
Flo Rida's "Low"
Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc"
Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back"
Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls"
my favorite
Flo Rida's "Low"
Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc"
Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back"
Saturday, April 12, 2008
//a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.
last night the parentals, k.spils, and i ordered pizza from the hut. here's the acutally convo that went down.
(after just ordering the two pizzas)
ph guy: so, will that be everything for you?
me: actually, if i could get an order of cheezy garlic bread to.
ph guy: k... what size? large or small?
me: do you know what the size difference is? how many pieces are there?
ph guy: uhhhhh, i gotta check. hold on.
-bad on hold music-
ph guy: k, so, the large is quite a bit larger.
me: super.... ummm, i work better with numbers than abstract descriptions, so do you know how many pieces are in each?
-on hold music-
ph guy: uhh, yeah. the large has 4 pieces.
(what is 4 quite a bit larger than? 1?)
me: ok, then i will take 1 order of the large cheezy bread.
ph guy: okay, that will be $$$ and it'll be there in an hour.
pizza gets delivered, sans cheezy bread. i've never call to bitch about a misorder before, but i was choked that they were employing a fourth grader to answer their phones. after a quick chat with a very apologetic manager, my food was back on it's way.
an hour later the hut delivery man arrived baring the fruits of my labour.
not only was i comped the cheezy bread, but they threw in a free order of garlic bread.
thank you p.hut manager at royal oak. you have successfully kissed enough ass to keep me coming back!
(after just ordering the two pizzas)
ph guy: so, will that be everything for you?
me: actually, if i could get an order of cheezy garlic bread to.
ph guy: k... what size? large or small?
me: do you know what the size difference is? how many pieces are there?
ph guy: uhhhhh, i gotta check. hold on.
-bad on hold music-
ph guy: k, so, the large is quite a bit larger.
me: super.... ummm, i work better with numbers than abstract descriptions, so do you know how many pieces are in each?
-on hold music-
ph guy: uhh, yeah. the large has 4 pieces.
(what is 4 quite a bit larger than? 1?)
me: ok, then i will take 1 order of the large cheezy bread.
ph guy: okay, that will be $$$ and it'll be there in an hour.
pizza gets delivered, sans cheezy bread. i've never call to bitch about a misorder before, but i was choked that they were employing a fourth grader to answer their phones. after a quick chat with a very apologetic manager, my food was back on it's way.
an hour later the hut delivery man arrived baring the fruits of my labour.
not only was i comped the cheezy bread, but they threw in a free order of garlic bread.
thank you p.hut manager at royal oak. you have successfully kissed enough ass to keep me coming back!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
//props.
shout out to joanna, our friendly smoothy maker at the SUB.
s.spils and i get smoothies two or three times a week, cause they're friggin addictive, and we've befriended the manager, who happens to be the mum of a girl we went to highschool with.
jo is boss.
i, on a whim, put in a request for my favorite smoothy last week, as i knew that the semester was coming to a close.
on tuesday, as usual, we saunter up to the counter, only too see that the daily special was...
"By Request - Cranberry Orange"
thanks jo, you rock!
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